Is Today Fired?

Monday has been shown the door.  Sacked.  Fired.  Shitcanned.  Let go.  Pink-slipped.

Thanks to everyone who left their own personal reviews in the comments.  Andrhia, in the writing department, had this to say: [Monday is] also showing no respect for punctuality, as every appointment I’ve had today has been late or rescheduled. It can’t even put on a happy face — rain is falling as I write this. In all, its performance today has been completely unacceptable. Also, Goddess in the finance department wrote: Monday, you have always been a consistent performer. The problem is, it’s been consistently bad.  

In addition, the reason that you will not be able to seek unemployment benefits, is the reason that came from celina in the QA department: for making Development give me yet ONE MORE THING that needs to be tested/documented in this release, FOUR DAYS before it’s supposed to be released for UAT. 

We just can’t deal with these failures.  Don’t bother to clear out your desk, it’s been ritually incinerated by the staff.