Archive for September, 2008
Oh Hey, Tuesday
Tuesday came in bearing donuts for the staff, but wearing that god-awful pair of antiqued jeans again. Look, pal, we got a dress code for a reason. All I ask is that you don’t go showing of your knees through your jeans. That’s it. C’mon.
But, the donuts were tasty, so that much is good. Let’s give Tuesday a once-over, shall we?
Friday, Thanks for Coming In. Have a seat?
- Friday, you're getting a raise. And a puppy. (25%, 3 Votes)
- Friday, good work! Nice letter of rec in your file. (42%, 5 Votes)
- Friday, neither a borrower, nor a lender, are you. (17%, 2 Votes)
- Friday, your attitude needs work. Shape up, yeah? (0%, 0 Votes)
- Friday, you are an abject failure. Get lost. Or, rather, Guido and Nails will help you with that. (17%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 12
Loading ...Fired. Very fired.
One need only look at the news to see why Monday was sent packing. Sure, we knew the markets were going to take a hit today, but it was made worse by in-fighting on the Hill which sent the bailout bill back to the drawing board. But, some of you had your own good reasons for firing Monday:
Goddess writes, “I think Monday crapped in the sink as his signal of resignation before I even got around to asking him to collect his things. Thanks a lot, Monday — the Dow’s down 700 points and I have to do my work AND yours. *lights Monday on fire*”
Lee scrawled, “Too much political and financial drama today. FIRED FIRED FIRED.”
Sabre scribed, “Monday, you ruined a perfectly good weekend just by showing up. Not being able to just leave it at that, you had to go and play hacky sac with the market, didn’t you? Our servers are feeling the pinch as wave after wave of panicked investors look for answers.”
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